New Facebook

26 Sep

People think Mark Zuckerberg has too much time on his hands. That’s why now we have this ridiculous timeline that no one seems to know how to navigate their way around it.

Personally, I think that he is planning to sell off Facebook. That is the reason he is ruining the site. He is building a new one. A much bigger one that uses the original Facebook content. (You know, minus the ‘top stories’ and ‘updates’ and ‘important updates’, etc.) Then, people will run off to the new one. He’ll be using a pseudonym, of course.

Until then, I’m making a new Facebook account. A new one where only people I like and university people I go with will be added. The old one will still exist. It’s just that I won’t be using them much. I’ve tried to delete redundant ‘friends’ who find it necessary to update their profile every 3 hours, but Facebook won’t let me. So now it is cluttered. I have enough mess in my real life room, I don’t need them online to add misery to my no-need-for-extra-company internet life.

Plus, my aunts are beginning to discuss my Facebook stories in real life. Sheesh.

 

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